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Poor Jennifer Lopez. She's going through another break-up. Well, R&S were there for you in 2005, and they're still here...now in VIDEO form. Check it out:

Oh, Kahnman, you did it again! Lots of fun at DiPiazza's including a surprise member of the audience: Chris Waffle of Hot Waffles and Mammoth Thunderpower! Throwing Toasters opened the show and played songs from TT past as well as a song just for unsuspecting audience member Joseph. Dino-Mike was next and performed his "Perfect Girl" tune (sans blow-up doll) and other big DM hits. TV's Kyle brought his catchy catchiness to the stage, R&S followed and Tony Goldmark wrapped it all up with volume levels that caused the elderly women in the front row to cover their ears. If it's too loud, you're too old, bitches (actually, they looked quite nice. Ignore the "bitches" part of that statement.)

Here's the fun and frolic that R&S did:

1) "Half-Ass Rock" (pretty new song that only B.O.R.E.D. Tour and Kahnmanapalooza audiences have heard)

2) "...Text..." (yup, that's a new one that R&S played for the first time at Kahnmanapalooza 2011!)

3) "Merchandise Table" (as heard on The FuMP. Already considered old and played out)

4) "Amy" (resurrected from the old 2003 set lists)

5) "One More Minute" (this was a "Weird Al" themed show so each act performed an Al cover. The Kahnman even joined R&S on stage for this one and he totally rocked his and everyone's socks off! YouTube video hopefully coming soon!)

Many thanks to Tyrone Kahn, The Kahnman, for putting together another show that pleased the comedy music fans and baffled the regular DiPiazza's Wednesday night clientele.

Take a journey back to 2004...The B.O.R.E.D. Tour at Hallenbeck's...where a young (but old on the inside) R&S perform "The Ancient One" for the first time:

R&S are very proud to be a part of a new "Weird Al" Yankovic CD called "Twenty​-​Six and a Half." The Raymond and Scum contribution is a grungy version of Al's classic "One More Minute" (if you heard the previous version of this R&S cover, the one on the CD does not contain Mel Gibson's rant...cause that's so last year!) Other artists include Dino-Mike, Worm Quartet, Devo Spice, the great Luke Ski, Insane Ian, MC Lars and "Weird Al's" band! You can purchase the CD or download your favorite tracks at: http://weirdaltribute.bandcamp.com/

Have you heard the 500th song posted over at TheFuMP.com? As a way to say thank you to all the devoted fans over the past four plus years, without whose support they wouldn't have made it to this milestone, the new song is TheFuMP's gift to you.

The song features, in order of appearance: Rob Balder, Tom Smith, Worm Quartet, the great Luke Ski, Raymond and Scum, Robert Lund and Spaff, Power Salad, Carla Ulbrich, Devo Spice, Carrie Dahlby, The Gothsicles, Possible Oscar, TV's Kyle, Seamonkey, Dino-Mike, Insane Ian, Steve Goodie, Nuclear Bubble Wrap, Project Sisyphus, Kobi LaCroix, Eric Coleman, Morning Sidekick, Odd Austin, Marc Gunn, Flat 29, Positude, Soggy Potato Chips, Max DeGroot, Beth Kinderman, Feng Shui Ninjas, DJ Particle, Art Paul Schlosser, The Consortium Of Genius, W. Randy Hoffman, Carl Hatmaker, Derwood Bowen, Flibbertigibbet, and Hot Waffles.

All the proceeds of this song will go to support Heather Kenzie Gunn, newborn daughter of the FuMP's Marc Gunn. She was born with a heart defect and will need several surgeries throughout her life.

Hey, R&S fans! Rosco Richardson here with another update. Promo the Promotional Monkey was hard at work today (for almost 15 minutes! IN A ROW!!) working on another R&S YouTube video. So check it out, the new video for "LANDO", and I know the guys would love you forever if you downloaded the song on iTunes. And now, the video:

Last night was without a doubt the best show from the world's longest running comedy music festival, The B.O.R.E.D. Tour! R&S played mostly new stuff that you will hopefully be able to download for FREE at www.TheFuMP.com in the near future. Thanks once again to Grant Baciocco for putting together such a great night of laughs. Be sure to keep your eye on www.BOREDtour.com and www.twitter.com/boredtour for future shows. Here's the R&S set list:

1) Half Ass Rock
2) Girl in the Front Row
3) Merchandise Table
4) B.O.R.E.D. Tour Memories

Hey, friends. Rosco Richardson here with a story that's a little late. Sorry, I'm not really good at this "keeping the R&S web site up-to-date" thing. Anyway, "Merchandise Table" the latest Raymond & Scum song to hit www.TheFuMP.com was played on the February 26, 2011 edition of The Dr. Demento Show. And not only that, it was a BONUS song! I'm not sure what that means but it sounds extra special (it's not just a regular song, it's a BONUS song!) You can see the playlist here: http://dmdb.org/cgi-bin/plinfo.pl?drd11.0226.html and feel free to request it again. I have no idea how to request a song, so hopefully you'll figure it out.

Check out the BRAND NEW song by R&S over at www.TheFuMP.com: "Merchandise Table."

In honor of the new R&S track that premiered on www.TheFuMP.com last week, Promo the promotional monkey put together another one of his infamous videos. Remember, you can download the song for free at http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=1368

Hey, guys. It's me, Rosco Richardson, the new R&S web site runner guy. There's probably a technical term for this job. I don't know what it is. I'm not that good with computers. I'm not sure why Raymond & Scum even hired me. Well, they didn't really "hire" me cause that would imply payment. I'm more like an intern. Anyway, that's me. What I'm really here to do is promote Raymond & Scum's new live track that's available for FREE download over at http://www.thefump.com/index.php. It's called "Nancy Pelosi (I Want to Be Your Friend)." I'm not sure who Nancy Pelosi is but from her pictures, I'm not sure why the guys seem to be making such a big deal about her. Maybe that's the joke. I'm not that smart. Anyway, click over to http://www.thefump.com/index.php and download the song while the getting's good!

Promo, Raymond & Scum's promotional monkey, has created another one of his "Google Image" based music videos. His inspiration this time: "My Neighbor (The Bedroom Floor)." Check it out...it's not too bad...for a monkey:

From @RaymondAndScum on Twitter: "Maybe it's the eggnog talking, but we love all 3 (or so) of you R&S fans. Thank you for understanding our nonsense. Merry Christmas!"

From now until Thursday, December 16th, the "Decorate Your Chest with Raymond & Scum" holiday t-shirt sale is underway! All R&S t-shirts are on sale for $3.00! Come on, man! $3.00! Can you believe it? It's a Christmas miracle! Check out the selection at http://j.mp/f6hULc.

You can now download our Green Day parody, "Time With Your Wife", as performed at the 2010 B.O.R.E.D. Tour, for FREE at the R&S Music page: http://www.RaymondAndScum.com/music.html. We already gave it to your wife for free...now we're giving it to you.

Last night we played The B.O.R.E.D. Tour at the Flapper's Comedy Club in Burbank, CA. And, you may want to sit down for this, we played a NEW SONG! And another song that was 15% new! It's true. Once again, many thanks to Grant Baciocco for putting together a great night of comedy music! Here's our set list followed by some photos from the night.

B.O.R.E.D. Tour 2010
1) The Ancient One
2) Time With Your Wife
3) Merchandise Table
4) Nancy Pelosi (I Want to Be Your Friend)

Promo returns with another R&S video. This time, it's a video of our most downloaded song, "Does This Make Me Gay?" Enjoy, and feel free to purchase the song on iTunes or anywhere else where gay songs are sold!

Promo the promotional monkey sure likes making videos! And since monkeys traditionally enjoy flinging poo, this one seems like a natural. Check out the video he put together for "The Classiest Song in the World." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8eS1GEwjjo

Promo strikes again...another video, this time for Raymond & Scum's Green Day parody, "Time With Your Wife." Enjoy.

Well, Promo the promotional monkey is at it again! He has decided to make a half-assed, Google-image filled video based on Raymond & Scum's song, "Demi Moore." And, by the way, if you have a pair, go tweet the url to Demi Moore's Twitter account (http://www.twitter.com/mrskutcher). Cause that would be awesome.

Well, we officially can NEVER predict which of our songs will be played on "The Dr. Demento Show." Our goofy cover of "One More Minute", complete with angry Mel Gibson samples, was played this week on the online version of the show! Who would've thought? You can see the entire playlist here: http://dmdb.org/cgi-bin/plinfo.pl?drd10.0807.html. And remember, you can download the song for FREE on the "Music" page of www.RaymondAndScum.com (the site you're on right now, Scooter!)

All we planned on doing was record a cover of "Weird Al's" "One More Minute" for a tribute CD. And then Promo our promotional monkey got a hold of the song and decided to make it "topical." Thanks to Promo, there are two videos below...the uncensored version with plenty of "f" words and "c" words and then the BLEEPED version where you won't suffer through the strong words. And if you survive, click on the MUSIC tab on our menu to download the mp3 for FREE! Good luck.

Last night, R&S joined Cali Rose, Dino-Mike, Throwing Toasters and Hot Waffles at DiPiazza's in Long Beach, California for Tyrone Kahn's Kahnmanapalooza show. We had a great time. Since there's a good chance you weren't there, here's the set list:

1) Opening Song
2) Nothing's Gonna Tear Us Apart (Love Theme from Stupid Teenagers Must Die!)
3) There Is No Dana, Only Zuul
4) Does This Make Me Gay?
5) Ancient One
6) Time With Your Wife
7) (Nobody Loves The) Comedy Band

Thanks to the Kahnman for putting on a great show! We hope to see you next year...